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How To Know He’s Still Hung Up On His Ex-Girlfriend

Three years went by.  He had moved. I had heard bits and pieces of how he was doing, but his wife forbade him from speaking to me.  I desperately hoped that he was happy.

 

 

 

Then, one day, I was answering calls at the bank and I heard his voice on the other line.

 

 

 

It was good to hear his voice.

 

 

 

I haven’t been on a date in years.

 

 

 

Instead I’ve been…ugh…’hooking up.’ First of all, I hate that effing phrase. I used to say, ‘hook up’ instead of meet up. For example: “Hey Stacey let’s hook up later at the Valley party.” OK first of all I don’t know anyone named Stacey and I don’t go to parties in the Valley. Which isn’t to say that I wouldn’t; I just never know of anyone who has Valley parties.

 

 

 

That’s one reason. Now I can’t say, “Oh yeah, I hooked up with my brother after the show.” People would really misinterpret that.

 

 

 

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